Charley : doke
xenussister: Happy covered this song called "Into The West" which Annie Lennox sang over the end credits of the movie The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King. I know you're not into it. I had ctrl/c'd it to paste in elsewhere. It was a brain glitch that caused me to paste it in
Charley : oh right
Charley : I'd like to hear it, but email it to me, so I have it at work
Charley : wlcm
xenussister: It'll be mailed shortly. My ISP is glitching right now. It's queued.
xenussister: Ok, it's mailed now, to your gmail acct
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Charley : hey, what was that hack again? I forgot to save thta chat
xenussister: I'm trying to figure out how I can get a copy of the song to Fran Walsh, Peter Jackson's wife, who wrote the song.
xenussister: Got the DVD player now?
Charley : came today
xenussister: Got it plugged in and set up and everything?
Charley : jackson's pretty tied into the fan base; it'll probably be easier than you think
Charley : no, not yet, just came
xenussister: that's what I hear
xenussister: k, need chris's help setting it up?
xenussister: welcome
Charley : not usually, with DVDers
Charley : this is my third in two years
Charley : wlcm
xenussister: Well, get it set up!
Charley : not now; are you saying that I have to have you online while I set it up?
xenussister: I'll type in the hack: Turn the machine on, and open the tray. The Tray must be open!
Charley : gimme the hack, and I can set it up when I damn well feel like it
Charley : right
xenussister: Enter, on the remote: 789 then hit OK
xenussister: Then enter the number of the region you want to set (for instance, 0) and 0 will appear on the screen.
xenussister: 0 will play pretty much everything, but occasionally you'll run across a disc that has to have the exact region number. in that case use it
xenussister: that is, of course, zero and not letter O
Charley : um, duh?
xenussister: Well, you never know...
xenussister: I want to humor you
Charley : how's your cookin goin?
xenussister: not at all, we just got back from philadelphia, and ate at KFC
xenussister: We went to the place, you know, "THE place" for cheesesteaks in Philly, and they sucked. Chris says that the place they always tell you to go is never the place you should go, like Ginos East or Unos for Chicago pizza, yuck
xenussister: We did have a GREAT!! cheesesteak, at the train station
xenussister: i fooked up
Charley : cool
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xenussister: Solly, I just joined Peter Jackson's fan club message board, and wrote a message with the URL of the mp3, asking if anyone knew Fran and could forward it to her
Charley : cool
xenussister: I wish I could tell if or how many people download it.
Charley : i'm sure there's a way
xenussister: Chris asks, got it working?
Charley : nope
xenussister: Fucking hell!
Charley : thanks
xenussister: Hey, do me a favor, can you download the song from that URL I gave you a bit ago? I know you can't hear it,but I can check a "site statistics" area and see if your view/download show up.
xenussister: welcome
Charley : funny: the brand of bacon trimmings I buy is too much meat, not enough fat
xenussister: ha
Charley : I get like not drippings from it
Charley : it's good for like eggs and stuff, but not when I need bacon fat
Charley : http://reuters.myway.com//article/20050131/2005-01-31T153623Z_01_PEK351252_RTRIDST_0_ODD-CHINA-WINE-DC.html
xenussister: Yuck
xenussister: Downloaded the song yet?
Charley : long ago
Charley : http://www.realitytvworld.com/index/articles/story.php?s=1001705
xenussister: Hmm, ok, it's not showing a download, since you're not actually "visiting" the site, I guess
Charley : um, whatever?
Charley : they're doing all Don Siegel films tonight
Charley : seventies cop movies mostly
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Charley : bite me
Charley : hah
Charley : stealer
xenussister: I meant to do that
Charley : yeah, and line up this next shot too
Charley : charlie varrick is on
Charley : sposed to be good
Charley : ooh, I mean CHARLEY varrick!
Charley : they spell it right!
xenussister: Happy has a new song called "Charlie"
xenussister: Sorry
xenussister: It's pretty morbid too
Charley : happy? morbid? nuh uh!
xenussister: I know, shocking huh?
Charley : know my current favorite kinda movie?
xenussister: Chris wants you to plug your fucking DVD player in already and check it
xenussister: what?
xenussister: My words, not his
Charley : tell chris I would, but only if I could plug it into his ass, the source of all power
xenussister: yes, and?
xenussister: He says you're being awful lippy for a supplicant
Charley : the source of all power and . . . farts? black hole gravity?
xenussister: Oz the Great and Powerful doesn't have to talk to you
Charley : he WISHES I was being a lippy supplicant
xenussister: HAHA
Charley : cuz as it is, he has to lick his OWN ass
Charley : like the PUSSY HE IS!
xenussister: Good retort!
Charley : hahahahahahaha!
xenussister: meant to do that too
Charley : GET IT? PUSSY?
Charley : bwahahahahaha!
xenussister: You're being creepy
Charley : pussy? lick his own ass? like a CAT?
xenussister: hardehar
Charley : a PUSSYcat?
Charley : cuz cats lick their own asses?
xenussister: Your ball was in my way, bitch
Charley : did you see me bring that all the way home?
xenussister: I still don't get it, why don't you use several more lines to explain it
Charley : should I draw a picture of CHRIS, as a PUSSYCAT, being his own lippy supplicant, I.E., LICKING HIS OWN ASS?
xenussister: We took a sleeper car from Washington to Chicago, it was very very cool, very cool
Charley : I LOVE sleeper cars
Charley : luxury on a stick
xenussister: I get it, was teasing you
xenussister: on a stick?
Charley : I still wanna draw a picture; maybe chris doesn't get it
Charley : maybe he's too busy licking his ass
xenussister: You go ahead and draw a picture of a cat licking its ass. We'll wait
Charley : no, of CHRIS licking his OWN ass
xenussister: Oh yeah, that too
Charley : OK, that's gross
xenussister: Oh, charming
lissener has unloaded the IMVironment.
Charley : thought you'd like that
Charley : figured I'd crashed you
xenussister: No, I'm surprised it didn't
Charley : forgot about that until I wondred where you went
Charley : want me send you a screen capture, suitable for framing?
xenussister: no thanks
Charley : special price today only
Charley : special deal, I give to you
Charley : you like
Charley : your turn sucker
Charley : but y our name is gone
Charley : oh there it is
Charley : these are funnier than anything ever
Charley : http://www.cabanonpress.com/HP1.htm
Charley : well, maybe not EVER
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Charley : kaybuy
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xenussister: gonna bed?
xenussister: I'm looking for places that might get Happy's cover to Fran
Charley : no, just bored with 40 minutes between turns!
Charley : HA!
Charley : totally on purpose, but I never thought it would work
Charley : did you SEE that?
Charley : kay, gonna go knit
xenussister: Oh boy, good one
Charley : should I get this?
Charley : http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=1345&item=5953074157&rd=1&tc=photo
xenussister: Maybe you could alter it so that those are balls
Charley : um, ew?
xenussister: huh? excuse me, I thought you were gay and liked balls
Charley : I like this one too: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=60264&item=6739481705&rd=1
xenussister: What? you not only turned straight, you turned creepyweird too? Little anime girls? Waving frogs??
Charley : balls are icky, especially on my desk
Charley : at work
xenussister: Ok, I guess I can see that, but why are tits more ok than balls?
Charley : ooh, this one: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=15988&item=5554454744&rd=1
Charley : that's my favorite so far
xenussister: bizarre!
Charley : hee
xenussister: So, this is the kind of sleeper we had: http://www.amtrak.com/servlet/ContentServer?cid=1080080554021&pagename=Amtrak%2Fam2Copy%2FAccommodations_Page&c=am2Copy
Charley : you want this one: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=2328&item=3870828410&rd=1
xenussister: Patchfairy Magic? No thank you
xenussister: I wouldn't want to encourage them
Charley : I want this one too: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=10829&item=7131477249&rd=1
xenussister: Gak!
Charley : here's another one for you: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=10829&item=7131477249&rd=1
xenussister: That's the dog again
Charley : it's between this one and the baby: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=62048&item=3870202336&rd=1

Charley : http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=18824&item=3870833827
xenussister: welcome
xenussister: both are cool
xenussister: I have a very very loose tooth. Wonder if it will fall out on its own. It doesn't hurt,that's good
Charley : FOUND IT! http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=85950&item=3871122529&rd=1&tc=photo
Charley : so why do you have a loose tooth? did chris finally punch you in the mouth, you mouthy broad?
xenussister: welcome
xenussister: my tooth is loose because my gum bones are wearing away. 
xenussister: I've always had lousy teeth, everyone in my family does
Charley : why don't you go to the hopitoe?
xenussister: what, for a loose tooth that doesn't even hurt? that would be silly
Charley : dude, it
Charley : it'll just get worse
xenussister: welcome
xenussister: no, it'll just fall out
xenussister: if it starts to hurt and I need it pulled, I'll go to Cook
Charley : no, then the next one will fall out
Charley : then the next one
xenussister: yeah, it's not a big deal. They can't give me bone back
Charley : this one: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=60287&item=3870109432&rd=1
xenussister: Had to restart the game to get rid of a ghost cue stick
Charley : no you don't; just toggle back and forth between game chooser and pool
Charley : Hee: I think I found it! http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=197&item=3870448726&rd=1
xenussister: ok, didn't know that. Yeah, cool tank girl mp
xenussister: Damn
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xenussister: Damn, I realized I put one of yours in. welcome
xenussister: Blah, sorry, I'm zoning out
xenussister: Nothing personal, we're just tired. Slept on a train (sleeper car was cool, very very cool, but the beds aren't exactly comfortable...thin mattress) and got up early
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Charley : http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&u=/ap/buffalo_caper
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Charley : http://www.helsinginsanomat.fi/english/article/1101978425335
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Charley : ok well I guess you're dead
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xenussister: Got your book, thanks!
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xenussister: Chris went to the post office today, got the book, thanks
Charley : kewl
xenussister: Never was much into mystery  books, but I trust you
xenussister: It's thin 
Charley : yuh
xenussister: Get my e-mails on what I bought today?
Charley : rspndd
xenussister: crap
xenussister: Looking for your e-mails, found 'em. It's so bizarre, they go into a folder called "Current Responses" which I keep for Home Theater Forum threads. Very odd
xenussister: kitchen, sorry
xenussister: Chris bought some "Tandoori Nan" at Andys. What do we do with it? We have (pre-made, from Costco, because I didn't feel like cooking) in the oven
Charley : warm up, eat
Charley : with curry meals, usually
xenussister: Warm up how? In oven? What temp? How long?
Charley : oven, 350, 3-4 min
Charley : guessing here
Charley : or toaster oven
xenussister: Found a great dollar store that has a grocery section, stocked up on canned beans (kidney, pinto, black), hominy, other stuff like apple juice, spices (though, what the hell do I do with "Granulated Alum" and Celery Seed? other stuff (imitation crabmeat, frozen ground turkey, frozen orange juice, frozen stir fry veggies, frozen hash browns
Charley : cool
xenussister: oh boy, I suck
Charley : alum is not a spice; it's a chemical
Charley : like salt
Charley : never used it, not sure
Charley : celery seed is useful sometimes
Charley : imitation crabmeat = soylent pink
xenussister: I saw it mentioned once, don't remember where. thoght I'd better get it, uh, just in case
xenussister: Yeah, I know, but it's hard to find real crabmeat, and it's WAY expensive anyway
xenussister: Man, I really really suck
Charley : yeah, even out here; I live an hour from Dungeness
xenussister: Got canned pears, and some pie fillings, just to have on hand (I know fresh is best)
Charley : yeah
xenussister: And applesauce
Charley : but those are good with like a layer of vanilla pudding
xenussister: hmm
xenussister: Got a couple of "Emeril Essence" spices...
xenussister: One is "Asian" (reading label: Salt, Red Pepper, Granulated Onion, Granulated Garlic, Cilantro Flakes, Parsley Flakes, Ground Mustard, Chinese 5 Spice, Ground Coriander)
xenussister: Seemed like a good mixture, don't know how often I'll use it
xenussister: What's "Chinese 5 Spice"?
xenussister: sigh
Charley : necessary for fried rice
xenussister: k
xenussister: Other was "Italian" (Oregano, Basil, Rosemary, Thyme, Parsley Flakes, Sage, Marjoram) I had all of that already in my cupboard, could've put them together myself, but was Emeril, and only a buck
Charley : cool
xenussister: Also bought this: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=4355235927 it's silly, very silly, but I wanted a small springform pan
xenussister: Didn't get it because it was heart-shaped, got it because it was small and springform
xenussister: One guy was selling 4 small ones, but wanted $20 with something like $8 shipping. I only need one (well, maybe 2, if I find another)
Charley : brb
xenussister: k
Charley : sorry
xenussister: s'ok
Charley : http://www.cnn.com/2005/US/02/03/fbi.computers/index.html
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xenussister: Logazna was done, was plating up
Charley : koy
Charley : congratchmallachins
Charley : I want to own this: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=60184&item=6740228681
xenussister: booteful
Charley : yuh, huh?
Charley : wllcm
Charley : i watched a PAL disc lass night
Charley : pratty http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=45243&item=6740774160&rd=1
Charley : yay
xenussister: Very pretty
xenussister: What'd you watch?
Charley : stromboli
xenussister: welc
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xenussister: Where the fuck did you go
Charley : peed, pooped, did some laundry, watched a movie, yadda yadda
xenussister: Watching a documentary on They Might be Giants.
xenussister: What movie? and why didn't you say be back later?
xenussister: damn
Charley : I sat here for a while, I got up to get something to eat when you hadn't responded or said anything for like a half hour
Charley : I thought YOU were gone
Charley : "Nixon" is on TCM
xenussister: Damn, that wasn't that long ago
Charley : yeah; it's Oscar month
Charley : all oscar nominated films
xenussister: ah
Charley : all month
Charley : that's why alien, rain man, bunch of other "classics" are one
xenussister: Was looking at that seller's stuff (Golden Chinese Design Silk Velvet Scarf, http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=45243&item=6740774160&rd=1), damn he has some beautiful things!
Charley : yeah; I almost bought one for kimb
xenussister: That gorgeous scarf is only $6! If I were a gorgeous scarf kinda gal, I'd get it.
Charley : dude, you'd be GREAT with some gorgeous scarves!
Charley : your black skirts, your long hair, you NEED some gorgeous scarves
Charley : that would totally be your "thing"
xenussister: I'd look ridiculous
Charley : not at all!
Charley : you'd look like a grand dame of rocknroll
xenussister: Fake, like I was trying to look pretty or cool. Not me at all
Charley : you'd look like Grace Slick or Stevie Nicks
Charley : no, not at all
Charley : what's wrong with trying to look pretty
Charley : ?
Charley : and you WOULD look cool, no "trying" about it
Charley : next time you go see Happy or something, you should have something like that wrapped around your shoulders
Charley : you'd be IN CHARGE
Charley : um, where did all your balls go?
Charley : dude, i'm serious about the scarf; it would be totally perfect for you
xenussister: Ok, I bid $6.50. Happy?
Charley : DOOD!
Charley : NO!
Charley : Did you see the shipping?
xenussister: $8
Charley : oh, never mind
Charley : was thinking of another seller; $30 shiipping
xenussister: Shit, you talk me into getting it,
xenussister: ok
Charley : cool
Charley : I'd buy it for you, but I just accidentaly bid $60 on something I don't need
xenussister: ooops! What?
Charley : I collect old aquarium ornaments; was a very very cool lot of three
Charley : I like ornaments that are weird; that are freakish little sculptures that make no sense at all unless you know they're supposed to go in an aquarium
Charley : http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=6508147781&ssPageName=STRK:MEWN:IT
xenussister: You're buzzlebunny??
Charley : kinda; my friend Rachel. I got banned 
Charley : i use her account because she'll MAKE me pay if I bid; otherwise, like this auction, I'd probly go, OOPS, oh well, by
Charley : I'm a baaaad ebayer
xenussister: you got banned from ebay? non-payment? of what?
Charley : I bid on too much and then couldn't pay
Charley : I won more auctions than I thought I would
xenussister: What's a piano shawl?
Charley : large square shawl with long fringe
Charley : traditionally laid over the edge of a piano
Charley : usually with flowers on it
Charley : did you see those freaky monsters in those little sculptures?
xenussister: k, as far as I could see, they all have extra long fringe
Charley : aren't they freeky?
Charley : piano shawls are square, and traditionally have embroidered designs; usually flowers
Charley : they look spanish
xenussister: Yes, very bizarre. Even more bizarre is the price for such freaky things
Charley : I mean look: http://img.ranchoweb.com/images/dolls/aqua4.jpg

Charley : if you didn't know that was for an aquarium, you'd be like, what the--
Charley : I'll show you some of my favorites
xenussister: I know they're for an aquarium, and I'm still like, what the--
Charley : this, by the way, is only a piano shawl because of the fringe; I wouldn't call it that if I wer selling it
xenussister: Chris thinks you're a nitwit for paying that much for ugly figuriines
Charley : that's why I model my entire existence after chris
Charley : http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=13641&item=6506112382&rd=1
Charley : http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=13641&item=6508364803&rd=1
Charley : mermaids and helmeted diver go for the highest
Charley : my favorite are the more abstract; sculptures of coral and stuff
Charley : can't find any pics
Charley : http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=13641&item=6506885289&rd=1
xenussister: Fucking hell, I had no idea
Charley : yuh
Charley : it's like a secret society--like NAMBLA
Charley : http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=13641&item=6507902525&rd=1
Charley : I can't afford any mermaids yet
Charley : this is the first diver I've had the nerve to go all the way for
Charley : I went for it because the bizarre little thalidomide mermaid babies that were included
Charley : isn't this cool? http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=52563&item=4958478226&rd=1
xenussister: What happened to all that crockery you collected? and the ties?
Charley : still got the ties
Charley : rachel and I are gonna start selling scarves on ebay; I may put some of the ties up too
Charley : the crockery, I sold to a local antique store
xenussister: $986.09, geez. Yes, it is cute though. If I were rich I'd buy it for you
Charley : lol
Charley : I bought it and billed it to chris
xenussister: That was cool-looking crockery
Charley : yuh
Charley : sold it when I was outta work
Charley : see, this is one that makes me almost sick to my stomack: I'da paid like $50 for this, but I wan't around when it sold for less than $5. I collect the coral ones; ;the most abstract ones
Charley : http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=86&item=3778604828&rd=1
xenussister: Damn, I see what you mean
Charley : wha?
xenussister: Sold for $4.81
Charley : yeah, and I've never seen one that color
Charley : most of them are coral red
xenussister: Probably because something sat in that base
Charley : right
xenussister: meant, probably went for so little...
xenussister: but cool on its own
Charley : yuh
xenussister: I can't believe I bought that scarf. I will never wear it. You're a bad influence.
Charley : you BETTER wear it
Charley : next time you go to a nice concert, you know, Happy or Jane or something
Charley : wear it then
xenussister: See, one reason why I've never worn jewelry or makeup, I'd just feel fake, like trying to look "nice" when I'm just a fat, ugly slob
Charley : whatEVER
Charley : you dont need makeup
Charley : and jewelry would look silly on you for some reason
xenussister: wow, see that?
Charley : but a cool scarf? come on! 
Charley : yes
Charley : bvery impressive
Charley : look, everybody gots to wear clothes
Charley : wearing clothes with style is less "showy" than wearing jewelry or makeup
Charley : because jewelry and makeup aren't necessary; clothes are
Charley : and in chicago, scarves are
xenussister: I'll wear it next time I go see Happy
xenussister: scarves are...?
Charley : necessary, as clothing, in chicago
Charley : why is it "fake" to wear a nice one instead of an ugly one?
xenussister: Not *that* kind of scarf
Charley : see, that's YOUR issue
Charley : a scarf is a scarf
Charley : wrap that around your neck, and your neck is warm
Charley : when  you go inside, you wear it as  a "wrap"
Charley : or kind of a 
Charley : kind of a stole
Charley : it's clothing for god's sake
xenussister: well, it's like pearls on swine, but whatever
Charley : no, because pearls are never necessary
Charley : pearls aren't clothing
xenussister: neither is a foofy scarf. it's very pretty though. Worth $12.00
xenussister: (I guesss shipping is only $6) I'mhaving trouble getting the paypal site
xenussister: Maybe I'll give it to Happy. It's her kinda scarf
Charley : a scarf is clothing; just because it's pretty on top of being necessary, doesn't make you bad person
Charley : WOW http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=3007&item=6740675111&rd=1
xenussister: Damn, this is what I shoulda bought instead of that "vintage" crappy kids thing
xenussister: http://storeforknowledge.com/itemdetails.cfm/ID/1546
Charley : yup
xenussister: Pashmina is so 2001 dahhhhlink
Charley : pashmina I don't care about; it's the jamavar part
Charley : see, this is the kind of scarf you're talking about
Charley : http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=3007&item=6739949801
Charley : wear it like this: http://rajtrading.com/shawls%20dec%2020/S%202%20(1).jpg
Charley : look at how incredibly complex this weaving is: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=6740151340&ssPageName=MERC_VI_RSCC_Pr4_PcN__Stores
xenussister: That's amazing
Charley : yuh
Charley : not printed; woven like that
xenussister: Was just looking at this one: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=6740673381&ssPageName=MERC_VI_RSCC_Pr4_PcN__Stores
Charley : wow, of all the ones I've seen, this is the one I want: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=45245&item=6741340119&rd=1
Charley : wow, that's cool. but too fussy for you
xenussister: gorgeous
Charley : I like the one you chose because it's solid looking; dark and rich, not pretty bubbly, lightheaded, you know?
xenussister: The tree of life one
xenussister: The one I got was pretty colorful
xenussister: I don't do color, which is another reason it's so amazing that I got it
Charley : colorful, but dark serious color
Charley : goes well with blacks
Charley : WOW!!! http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=4353458112&ssPageName=MERC_VI_RSCC_Pr4_PcN__Stores
Charley : uh oh
xenussister: Uh oh? You going to start collecting Tree of Life things now?
Charley : no, the eight ball
Charley : see?
Charley : thank YOU
xenussister: Was trying to bounce it away
xenussister: Last game, gotta go to bed
BUZZ!!!
xenussister: welcome
BUZZ!!!
xenussister: c'mon, gotta go to bed
xenussister: bastard
Charley : gotobed
xenussister: you didn't have to come on that well
xenussister: k, g'night
Charley has stopped playing Pool.

Charley : I want this: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=45245&item=6741240166
BUZZ!!!
BUZZ!!!
BUZZ!!!