SUPPORTING http://www.hometheaterforum.com/htforum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=124355 [b]Abraham Whistler (Blade) Kris Kristofferson[/b] "I'm getting too old for this shit! Somebody get me a god-damned wheelchair! === [b]Agent Smith (The Matrix) Hugo Weaving[/b] "I hate this place. This zoo. This prison. This reality, whatever you want to call it, I can't stand it any longer. It's the smell, if there is such a thing. I feel saturated by it. I can taste your stink and every time I do, I fear that I've somehow been infected by it." === [b]Animal Mother (Full Metal Jacket) Adam Baldwin[/b] "If I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word, my word is poontang. " === [b]Archibald Cunningham (Rob Roy) Tim Roth[/b] "Love is a dung hill and I am but a cock that climbs atop it to crow." === [b]Asst. Groundskeeper Carl Spackler (Caddyshack) Bill Murray[/b] "Correct me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers they'll lock me up and throw away the key." ============================================= ========= [b]Ben/Obiwan Kenobi (Star Wars series) Alec Guinness and Ewan MacGregor[/b] "It's your father's lightsaber. This is the weapon of a Jedi Knight. Not as clumsy or as random as a blaster, but a more elegant weapon for a more civilized age. For years, the Jedi were the guardians of peace and justice in the galaxy. Before the dark times, before the Empire." === [b]Bilbo Baggins (Lord of the Rings, The series) Ian Holm[/b] "I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve." === [b]Blake (Glengarry Glen Ross) Alec Baldwin[/b] "You see this watch? You see this watch? That watch costs more than you car. I made $970,000 last year. How much you make? You see pal, that's who I am, and you're nothing. Nice guy, I don't give a shit. Good father, fuck you! Go home and play with your kids! You wanna work here, close! You think this is abuse? You think this is abuse, you cocksucker? You can't take this, how can you take the abuse you get on a site?" === [b]Boba Fett (Star Wars series) Jeremy Bulloch/Daniel Logan[/b] "He's no good to me dead!" === [b]Boromir (Lord of the Rings, The series) Sean Bean[/b] "It is a strange fate that we should suffer so much fear and doubt over so small a thing. Such a little thing." ============================================= ========= [b]Brigadier General Jack D. Ripper (Dr. Strangelove) Sterling Hayden[/b] "I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids." === [b]Captain Renault (Casablanca) Claude Rains[/b] "I'm shocked, SHOCKED, to find gambling going on in here!" === [b]Catwoman/Selina Kyle (Batman Returns) Michelle Pfeiffer[/b] "I don't like normal men, they always let you down. The sick ones don't scare me, at least they're committed." === [b]Chet Donnelly (Weird Science) Bill Paxton[/b] "I'm gonna tell Mom and Dad everything. I'm even considering makin' up some shit!" === [b]Chewbacca (Star Wars series) Peter Mayhew[/b] "Wrraaaaaaaaagh" ============================================= ========= [b]Clare Quilty (Lolita) Peter Sellers[/b] "Well, I sort of lay there in pain, but I love it. I really love it. I lay there hovering between consciousness and unconsciousness. It's really the greatest. " === [b]Col. Kilgore (Apocalypse Now) Robert Duvall[/b] "You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory. Someday this war's gonna end..." === [b]Colonel Walter E. Kurtz (Apocalypse Now) Marlon Brando[/b] "I've seen horrors... horrors that you've seen. But you have no right to call me a murderer. You have a right to kill me. You have a right to do that... but you have no right to judge me. It's impossible for words to describe what is necessary to those who do not know what horror means. Horror. Horror has a face... and you must make a friend of horror. Horror and moral terror are your friends. If they are not then they are enemies to be feared. They are truly enemies." === [b]Curly Bill Brocus (Tombstone) Powers Boothe[/b] "Now what, in the hell, is this?" === [b]Darth Maul (Star Wars series) Ray Park[/b] "At last we will reveal ourselves to the Jedi. At last we will have revenge." ============================================= ========= [b]Donny (Big Lebowski, The) Steve Buscemi[/b] "His name's Lebowski? That's your name, Dude!" === [b]Doyle Hargraves (Sling Blade) Dwight Yoakam[/b] "Now is this the kind of retard that drools and rubs shit in his hair and all that, cause I have trouble eatin' around that kind of thing. Just like I am about antique furniture and midgets. I can't so much as drink a glass of water around a midget or a piece of antique furniture." === [b]Dr. Einstein (Arsenic and Old Lace) Peter Lorre[/b] "That last face, I saw that picture too, just before I operated. I was intoxicated." === [b]Dr. Strangelove (Dr. Strangelove) Peter Sellers[/b] "Sir! I have a plan! [standing up from his wheelchair] Mein Furher! I Can walk!" === [b]Drexl Spivy (True Romance) Gary Oldman[/b] "Well sit on down. We got everything from a diddled-eye joe to dammed if I know!" ============================================= ========= [b]Dudley Dawson (aka Booger) (Revenge of the Nerds) Curtis Armstrong[/b] "Hey guys.... wonder joints!" === [b]Egon Spengler (Ghostbusters) Harold Ramis[/b] "Try to imagine all life as you know it stopping instantaneously and every molecule in your body exploding at the speed of light." === [b]Ensign Pulver (Mister Roberts) Jack Lemmon[/b] "Now what's all this crud about no movie [b]tonight[/b]?" === [b]Ernie McCracken (Kingpin) Bill Murray [/b] "It all comes down to this roll. Roy Munson, a man-child, with a dream to topple bowling giant Ernie McCracken. If he strikes, he's the 1979 Odor-Eaters Champion. He's got one foot in the frying pan and one in the pressure cooker. Believe me, as a bowler, I know that right about now, your bladder feels like an overstuffed vacuum cleaner bag and your butt is kinda like an about-to-explode bratwurst." === [b]Fezzik (Princess Bride, The) Andre the Giant[/b] "Anybody want a peanut?" ============================================= ========= [b]Frau Blucher (Young Frankenstein) Cloris Leachman[/b] "YES! YES! Say it! He vas my... BOYFRIEND!" === [b]Fredo Corleone (Godfather series, The) John Cazale[/b] "It ain't the way I wanted it! I can handle things! I'm smart! Not like everybody says... like dumb... I'm smart and I want respect!" === [b]Gandalf (Lord of the Rings, The series) Ian McKellen[/b] "Pity? It was pity that stayed Bilbo's hand. Many that live deserve death. Some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them, Frodo? Do not be too eager to deal out death in judgment. Even the very wise cannot see all ends. My heart tells me that Gollum has some part to play yet, for good or ill before this is over. The pity of Bilbo may rule the fate of the ring. When all this is over, the pity of Bilbo may rule the fate of the ring." === [b]Gene Kranz (Apollo 13) Ed Harris[/b] "We've never lost an American in space, we're sure as hell not going to lose one on my watch! Failure is not an option." === [b]George McFly (Back to the Future) Crispin Glover[/b] "I know what you're gonna say, son. And you're right, you're right. But Biff just happens to be my supervisor, and I'm afraid I'm just no good at... confrontations." ============================================= ========= [b]Gollum (Lord of the Rings, The series) Andy Serkis[/b] "Give it to us raw, and wrrrrrrrrrrriggling! Keep your nasty chips!" === [b]Grim Reaper (Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey) William Sadler[/b] "You sunk my battleship!" === [b]Gunnery Sgt. Hartman (Full Metal Jacket) R. Lee Ermey[/b] "God has a hard on for Marines, because we kill everything we see. He plays His games, we play ours. To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls. God was here before the marine corps, so you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the corps!" === [b]Harry Lime (Third Man, The) Orson Welles[/b] "In Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love - they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock." === [b]Henry Jones, Sr. (Indiana Jones series) Sean Connery[/b] "You call *this* archaeology?!" ============================================= ========= [b]Hudson (Aliens) Bill Paxton [/b] "I'm ready, man, check it out. I am the ultimate badass! State of the badass art! You do NOT want to fuck with me. Check it out! Hey Ripley, don't worry. Me and my squad of ultimate badasses will protect you! Check it out! Independently targeting particle beam phalanx. Whoa! Fry half a city with this puppy. We got tactical smart missiles, base plasma pulse rifles, RPGs, we got sonic electronic ball breakers! We got nukes, we got knives, sharp sticks..." === [b]Igor (Young Frankenstein) Marty Feldman[/b] "My grandfather used to work for your grandfather. Of course the rates have gone up." === [b]Inigo Montoya (Princess Bride, The) Mandy Patinkin[/b] "My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." === [b]Jack Vincennes (L.A. Confidential) Kevin Spacey[/b] "Oh, lookee here, the great jerk off case of 1953." === [b]Jaws (Moonraker) Richard Kiel[/b] (I'm speechless, which is probably good for my continued membership here at HTF) No lines. ============================================= ========= [b]Jeffrey Goines (12 Monkeys) Brad Pitt[/b] "Sorry. Sorry. I got a little agitated. The thought of escape crossed my mind, and then suddenly - suddenly - suddenly I felt like bending the fucking bars back, ripping the goddamn window frames and eating them - yes, *eating* them! Leaping, leaping, leaping! Colonics for everyone! All right! You dumbasses. I'm a mental patient. I'm *supposed* to act out!" === [b]Jimmy Conway (Goodfellas) Robert De Niro[/b] "Here, Spider, this is for you. I got respect for this kid. He's got a lot of fucking balls. Good for you, don't take no shit of nobody. He shoots him in the foot he tells him to go fuck himself." === [b]John "Bluto" Blutarski (National Lampoon's Animal House) John Belushi[/b] "Seven years of college down the drain." === [b]John Malkovich (Being John Malkovich) John Malkovich[/b] "It's MY HEAD, Schwartz. It's MY head!" === [b]Kaspar Gutman (Maltese Falcon, The) Sydney Greenstreet[/b] "I distrust a close-mouthed man. He generally picks the wrong time to talk and says the wrong things. Talking's something you can't do judiciously, unless you keep in practice. Now, sir, we'll talk if you like. I'll tell you right out, I'm a man who likes talking to a man who likes to talk." ============================================= ========= [b]Lando Calrissian (Star Wars series) Billy Dee Williams[/b] "Why, you slimy, double-crossing, no-good swindler!" === [b]Legolas (Lord of the Rings, The series) Orlando Bloom[/b] "This is no mere ranger! He is Aragorn, son of Arathorn. You owe him your allegiance." === [b]Lina LaMont (Singing In The Rain) Jean Hagen [/b] "If we bring a little joy into your humdrum lives, it makes us feel as if our hard work ain't been in vain for nothing." === [b]Lisa (Weird Science) Kelly LeBrock[/b] "So, what would you little maniacs like to do first?" or [b]Louis Cyphre (Angel Heart) Robert DeNiro[/b] "Alas... how terrible is wisdom when it brings no profit to the wise, Johnny?" === [b]Lt. Dan Taylor (Forrest Gump) Gary Sinise[/b] "That's what all these cripples down at the VA talk about: Jesus this and Jesus that. They even had a priest come and talk to me. He said God is listening and if I found Jesus, I'd get to walk beside him in the kingdom of Heaven. Did you hear what I said?! WALK beside him in the kingdom of Heaven! Well kiss my crippled ass. God is listening? What a crock of shit." ============================================= ========= [b]Luther (Warriors, The) David Patrick Kelly[/b] "Warriors, come out to playay!" === [b]Major T.J. (King) Kong (Dr. Strangelove) Slim Pickens[/b] "Survival kit contents check. In them you'll find: one forty-five caliber automatic; two boxes of ammunition; four days' concentrated emergency rations; one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills; one miniature combination Russian phrase book and Bible; one hundred dollars in rubles; one hundred dollars in gold; nine packs of chewing gum; one issue of prophylactics; three lipsticks; three pair of nylon stockings. Shoot, a fella' could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff." === [b]Marion Ravenwood (Raiders of the Lost Ark) Karen Allen[/b] "Well, Jones, at least you haven't forgotten how to show a lady a good time!" === [b]Michael Bolton (Office Space) David Herman[/b] "'PC Load Letter'? What the fuck does that mean?" === [b]Mini Me (Austin Powers series) Verne Troyer[/b] "Are you sure you don't have a little clone in you...would you like to?" ============================================= ========= [b]Minnie Castevet (Rosemary's Baby) Ruth Gordon[/b] "He chose you, honey! From all the women in the world to be the mother of His only living son!" === [b]Mr. Hand (Fast Times at Ridgemont High) Ray Walston[/b] "Am I hallucinating here? Just what in the hell do you think you're doing?" === [b]Mr. Pink (Reservoir Dogs) Steve Buscemi[/b] "I don't wanna kill anybody. But if I gotta get out that door, and you're standing in my way, one way or the other, you're gettin' outta my way." === [b]Mrs. Iselin (Manchurian Candidate, The) Angela Lansbury[/b] "Why don't you pass the time with a game of solitaire?" === [b]Nicky Santoro (Casino) Joe Pesci[/b] "A lot of holes in the desert, and a lot of problems are buried in those holes. But you gotta do it right. I mean, you gotta have the hole already dug before you show up with a package in the trunk. Otherwise, you're talking about a half-hour to forty-five minutes worth of digging. And who knows who's gonna come along in that time? Pretty soon, you gotta dig a few more holes. You could be there all fuckin' night." ============================================= There was a tie between Minnie and Monk. I broke it in favor of Minnie because I love that a sweet little old lady is one of the devil's minions. Thanks, Jim_K, for breaking the earlier tie. [b]Louis Cyphre (Angel Heart) Robert DeNiro[/b] wins 6-5 [b]Minnie Castevet (Rosemary's Baby) Ruth Gordon[/b] wins 4-3 [b]Mr. Hand (Fast Times at Ridgemont High) Ray Walston[/b] wins 10-2 [b]Mr. Pink (Reservoir Dogs) Steve Buscemi[/b] wins 10-4 [b]Mrs. Iselin (Manchurian Candidate, The) Angela Lansbury[/b] wins 7-3 :tu: [b]Nicky Santoro (Casino) Joe Pesci[/b] wins 7-6 ========= [b]Nurse Ratched (One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest) Louise Fletcher[/b] "If Mr. McMurphy doesn't want to take his medication orally, I'm sure we can arrange that he can have it some other way." === [b]Old Lodge Skins (Little Big Man) Chief Dan George[/b] "There is an endless supply of white men. There has always been a limited number of human beings." === [b]Ordell Robbie (Jackie Brown) Samuel L. Jackson[/b] "AK-47. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherfucker in the room. Accept no substitutes." === [b]Palpatine (Star Wars series) Ian McDiarmid[/b] "You don't need guidance, Anakin. In time, you will learn to trust your feelings. Then, you will be invincible. I have said it many times, you are the most gifted Jedi I have ever met." === [b]Pippin (Lord of the Rings, The series) Billy Boyd[/b] "What about elevenses? Luncheon? Afternoon tea? Dinner? Supper? He knows about them, doesn't he?" ============================================= [b]Nurse Ratched (One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest) Louise Fletcher[/b] wins 8-5 [b]Old Lodge Skins (Little Big Man) Chief Dan George[/b] wins 4-3 :tu: [b]Ordell Robbie (Jackie Brown) Samuel L. Jackson[/b] wins 5-1 [b]Palpatine (Star Wars series) Ian McDiarmid[/b] wins 9-2 [b]Pippin (Lord of the Rings, The series) Billy Boyd[/b] wins 4-2 ========= [b]Principal Ed Rooney (Ferris Bueller's Day Off) Jeffrey Jones[/b] "That's probably because he wasn't sick. He was skipping school. Wake up and smell the coffee, Mrs. Bueller. It's a fool's paradise. He is just leading you down the primrose path." or [b]Professor Dumbledore (Harry Potter series) Richard Harris[/b] "It takes a great deal of courage to stand up to your enemies, but a great deal more to stand up to your friends." === [b]Q (007 series) Desmond Llewellyn[/b] "Need I remind you, 007, that you have a license to kill, not to break traffic laws." or [b]R2-D2 (Star Wars series) Kenny Baker[/b] No (intelligible) lines. === [b]Reed Rothchild (Boogie Nights) John C. Reilly[/b] "You know, people tell me I kind of look like Han Solo." or [b]Rex Kramer (Airplane!) Robert Stack[/b] "Do you know what it's like to fall in the mud and get kicked in the head with an iron boot? Of course you don't, no one does, it never happens. It's a dumb question, skip it." === [b]Richter (Total Recall) Michael Ironside[/b] "I want that motherfucker dead!" or [b]Ricky Roma (Glengarry Glen Ross) Al Pacino[/b] "You filed it, that puts me over the fuckin' top, I want my Cadillac! I don't wanna hear no fuckin' shit and I don't give a shit! Lingk puts me over the top. You filed it, it went downtown, now you owe me the car." === [b]Roberta Hertzel (About Schmidt) Kathy Bates[/b] "You already know how famously they get along as friends, but did you know that their sex life is positively white hot? The main reason both of my marriages failed was sexual. I'm an extremely sexual person, I can't help it, it just how I'm wired, you know, even when I was a little girl. I had my first orgasm when I was 6 in ballet class. Anyway, the point is that I have been always very easily aroused and very orgasmic, Jeannie and I have a lot in common that way. Clifford and Larry, they were nice guys, but they just could not keep up with me. Anyway, I don't want to betray Jeannie's confidence, but let me just assure you that whatever problems those two kids may run into along the way, they will always be able to count on what happens between the sheets to keep them together. More soup?" or [b]Rollergirl (Boogie Nights) Heather Graham[/b] "I never take my skates off." ============================================= ======== [b]Rosebud (Citizen Kane) Rosebud[/b] or [b]Ryo-Ohki (Tenchi Muyo series) Debi Derryberry [/b] "Meow" === [b]Sallah (Raiders of the Lost Ark) John Rhys-Davies[/b] "Asps. Very dangerous. You go first." or [b]Sam Gerard (Fugitive, The) Tommy Lee Jones[/b] "Listen up, ladies and gentlemen. Our fugitive has been on the run for 90 minutes. Average foot speed over uneven ground barring injuries is four miles per hour; that gives us a radius of six miles. What I want out of each and every one of you is a hard target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse in that area. Checkpoints go up at fifteen miles. Your fugitive's name is Dr. Richard Kimble. Go get him." === [b]Santino "Sonny" Corleone (Godfather, The) James Caan[/b] "I want someone good, I mean very good, to plant that gun. I don't want my brother coming out of the bathroom with just his dick in his hands." or [b]Sauron (Lord of the Rings, The series) Sala Baker[/b] "You cannot hide. I see you. There is no life in the void. Only... death." === [b]Scorpio Killer (Dirty Harry) Andy Robinson[/b] "Row row, row your boat, gently down the stream, merrily, merrily, merrily... Don't stop!! Don't stop singing!" or [b]Seargent Major John Rawlins (Glory) Morgan Freeman[/b] "We died facing the enemy!!!" === [b]Sgt. Blain (Predator) Jesse Ventura[/b] "What a bunch of slack-jawed faggots we got around here! This stuff will turn you into a goddammed sexual tyranosaurus, just like me!" or [b]Short Round (Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom) Jonathan Ke Quan[/b] "No time for love, Dr. Jones!!!" ============================================= ========= [b]Slimer (Ghostbusters) Ivan Reitman (voice)[/b] or [b]Spike (Notting Hill) Rhys Ifans[/b] "I knew a girl at school called Pandora. Never got to see her box, though." === [b]Stella (Rear Window) Thelma Ritter[/b] "We've become a race of Peeping Toms. What people ought to do is get outside their own house and look in for a change. Yes sir. How's that for a bit of homespun philosophy?" or [b]Strawberry (Up In Smoke) Tom Skerritt[/b] "Cut that line chatter grunt! Can't you see that Charlie has us surrounded?" === [b]Sutter Cane (In the Mouth of Madness) Juergen Prochnow[/b] "I'm not going anywhere. I'm God now, you understand? But maybe I can help you believe. Look around when you wake up. Did I ever tell you my favorite color is blue?" or [b]Tangina Barrons (Poltergeist) Zelda Rubinstein[/b] "It lies to her. It tells her things only a child can understand. To her, it simply is another child. To us, it is The Beast." === [b]Teddy (A.I. Artificial Intelligence) Jack Angel [/b] "I am *not* a toy!" or [b]The Animal (Stalag 17) Robert Strauss[/b] "Do you have to put your socks in my breakfast?" === [b]The Cave Troll (Lord of the Rings, The series) [/b] or [b]The Duke (Moulin Rouge) Richard Roxburgh[/b] "You expect me to believe that scantily clad, in the arms of another man, in the middle of the night, inside an elephant you were rehearsing for a play?" ============================================= ========= [b]The Fuchs Brothers (Used Cars) Jack Warden[/b] "This country's goin' to the dogs. You know, it used to be when you bought a politician, that son-of-a-bitch stayed bought!" (Roy L. Fuchs) or [b]The Killer Rabbit (Monty Python and the Holy Grail) Killer Rabbit[/b] n/a === [b]The Log Lady (Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me) Catherine E. Coulson[/b] "When this kind of fire starts, it is very hard to put out. The tender boughs of innocence burn first, and the wind rises, and then all goodness is in jeopardy." or [b]The Monster (Young Frankenstein) Peter Boyle[/b] "PUTTINONARITZ!!!" === [b]The Old Man (Ralphie's father) (Christmas Story, A, It Runs In The Family) Darren McGavin/Charles Grodin[/b] "You mundane noodle!" or [b]The Predator (Predator) The Predator[/b] "Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha" === [b]The Scarecrow (Wizard of Oz, The) Ray Bolger [/b] "I'm not afraid of her. I'm not afraid of anything... except a lighted match." or [b]The Waco Kid (aka Jim) (Blazing Saddles) Gene Wilder[/b] "What did you expect? 'Welcome, sonny?' 'Make yourself at home?' 'Marry my daughter?' You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know. Morons!" === [b]The Wicked Witch of the West (Wizard of Oz, The) Margaret Hamilton[/b] "I'll get you my pretty...and your little dog too!" or [b]Tom Hagen (Godfather series, The) Robert Duvall[/b] "Mr. Corleone never asks a second favor once he's refused the first, understood? " ============================================= ========= [b]Tommy DeVito (Goodfellas) Joe Pesci[/b] "But, I'm funny how? Funny like a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to fuckin' amuse you?" or [b]Treebeard (Lord of the Rings, The series) John Rhys-Davies[/b] "Saruman! A wizard should know better! There is no curse in elvish, entish or the tongues of men for such treachery. My business is with Isengard tonight, with a rock and stone. Rarum-rum! Come, my friends. The ents are going to war. It is likely that we go to our doom: The last march of the ents." === [b]Trip (Glory) Denzel Washington[/b] "See, the way I figure...this war would be over a whole lot sooner if you boys just turned around and headed back down that way and let us up there where the real fighting is." or [b]Uncle Les (Dead Alive/Braindead) Ian Watkin[/b] "Looks like you've got a bit of a cavity there, mate." === [b]Vic Vega/Mr. Blonde (Reservoir Dogs) Michael Madsen[/b] "Yeah, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam. I told 'em not to touch the alarm, they touched it. If they hadn't done what I told 'em not to do, they'd still be alive today." or [b]Vincenzo Coccotti (True Romance) Christopher Walken[/b] "You're a cantaloupe!" === [b]Vizzini (Princess Bride, The) Wallace Shawn[/b] "Now, a clever man would put the poison into his own goblet, because he would know that only a great fool would reach for what he was given. I am not a great fool, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you. But you must have known I was not a great fool, you would have counted on it, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me! You only think I guessed wrong - that's what's so funny! I switched glasses when your back was turned! Ha-ha, you fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is "Never get involved in a land war in Asia", but only slightly less famous is this: "Never go in against a Sicilian, when *death* is on the line!". Hahahahahah! " or [b]Walter Sobczak (Big Lebowski, The) John Goodman[/b] "Smokey, this is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules." === [b]Wild Bill Kelso (1941) John Belushi[/b] "My name's Wild Bill Kelso, and don't you forget it!" or [b]Willow (Wicker Man, The) Britt Ekland[/b] "Some things in their natural state have the most VIVID colors." === [b]Winston Wolf (Pulp Fiction) Harvey Keitel[/b] "So, pretty please - with sugar on top ... clean the fuckin' car!" or [b]Yoda (Star Wars series) Yoda[/b] "Ready are you? What know you of ready? For eight hundred years have I trained Jedi. My own counsel will I keep on who is to be trained! A Jedi must have the deepest commitment, the most serious mind. This one a long time have I watched. All his life has he looked away... to the future, to the horizon. Never his mind on where he was. Hmm? What he was doing. Hmph! Adventure. Heh! Excitement. Heh! A Jedi craves not these things. You are reckless! " ============================================= =========