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Okay, I know what you're thinking…Auntie Social must've fallen in love with an ex-convict Eskimo, moved to Alaska and is selling little George W. Bush voodoo stick-pin dolls by the roadside. Well, you're close. Truth is, she accidentally ate a raisin and went into a trauma-induced coma. Auntie doesn't like raisins. We were able to bring her out of it eventually, by playing her favorite CD, “Sheena Easton Does Tibetan Chanting.” Come to think of it, that would bring Tutankhamen out of it.

Oh Lordy, where to begin? Well, I guess let's start with CD pricing. Auntie is demanding that we remove all raisins from the planet. As you can guess, that's going to be rather expensive. So all of our CD's will be priced at $15 with the exception of “Building The Colossus”, “Equipoise” and “The Keep”. We'll let you have those for a mere $14.

As for Happy, well she has a lot to talk about. Better you check out the “Many Worlds” page and read for yourselves.

OH!! I almost forgot. Wouldn't you like an official Happy Rhodes T-shirt for your very own? Well now you can have one. Check out the store page kiddies. There's a gruesome ghoulie awaiting you all there.

Incidentally, this IS the website for Happy Rhodes. You CAN actually learn about her, buy her CD's, see pics, and write to her from this site. Joy.